Increíble. Dos matchs seguidos que me toca con un premade. Dos seguidos que soy el mejor del team y al que mas bardean.
Particularmente la que perdimos y clavé 14/5/16. Empezaron a boludearme porque dije que no jungleaba "noob noc" "jungle better" "HERP DERP YO LEO GUIAS HERP". Iba 8/0 la 1ra vez que morí, y morí por intentar salvar a un flaco que terminó como 5/12. El que menos murió después que yo tenía 9 deads. No sólo les cerré el orto de entrada siendo el único que ganó su lane, sino que tuve la mayor cantidad de assists, tiré torres, estuve en TODAS las teamfights y fui el UNICO que compró wards toda la partida. Como mierda hace uno para seguir después de esto? Por dios, me cansé de pedirle a un Karthus que se comprara alguna cosa defensiva y el flaco stackeó AP de principio a fin, terminó muriendo como 17 veces. Por supuesto que late game tampoco hacía una mierda, lo miraban feo y lo mataban.

Lo que mas bronca da es que eran partidas fáciles (o sea, para que YO sea el carry del team...)
En fin, debe ser el karma que aún me persigue desde ese 0/12/12.

Yeta:

agradece que te pasa eso en las normales y no en una rankeada aunque cunado juegues siempre te va a pasar que la partida que juegues como los dioses tenes un team de mierda re fidero y las que te valla para el culo las ganas

Awesome just got real:

League of Legends song remix for
• Teemo, The Swift Scout
http://www.leagueoflegends.com


LYRICS :
(Chorus)
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Captain teemo (4x)
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Captain teemo (4x)

Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain teemo (4x)
Every single game I get into, I hit auto-lock
Captain teemo (4x)


(Verse 1)
It's that kid crown on the mic, well I guess it's time to start
Can't see me, is it camoflauge or a blinding dart?
Either way, I'm hidden to your eyes, I have the element
Of surprise, where is he comin' from, guess there's no tellin', um
"Where's he at, I don't know, I'm just a little scared..
Call the other 4 into the bush in case he's chillin' there.."
I'm residing on the other side of the summoner's rift
I'm taking your tower, you have no action to be stopping it
Opposing team get mistreated, backdoor is always completed
Only thing you see is your nexus destroyed, the word defeated
Everyone thought I was a champion played by noobies
Lost the game, all you heard was "Captain teemo, on duty"


(Chorus)
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain teemo (4x)
Every single game I get into, I hit auto-lock
Captain teemo (4x)


(VERSE 2)
Captain Teemo full song, say what you wanna say
Trolls be talkin' ****, but see me in the game, they run away
You got a teemo on the opposite, I guess your lucks ran out (Lux)
Explosion from the mushroom, still I'm silent, no it's nothin' loud
I get my wards for free, I'm savin' money, yes I'm feelin' great
Do you believe in "karma"? You have to, the way I'm "twisting fates" (Karma, Twisted Fate)
They call me captain teemo, but still I prefer the title colonel
Scared to sleep at night, I guess I got you feelin' nocturnal (Nocturne)


(Chorus)
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain teemo (4x)
Every single game I get into, I hit auto-lock
Captain teemo (4x)


(VERSE 3)
..Stay invis', like I'm supposed to fool
All them mushrooms in the jungle, well they won't be close to full
They see me comin', turn and run right to the opposite
They couldn't kill a Teemo even if they tried to target him
Target him? First they gotta make it past that barricade
They died, I got the pentakill, best champion ever made


(OUTRO)
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is..
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is..
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain teemo (4x)
Every single game I get into, I hit auto-lock
Captain teemo (4x)

Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain teemo (4x)
Every single game I get into, I hit auto-lock
Captain teemo (4x)



SONG DOWNLOAD :
http://vaultshare.com/e58jt4k87k0m

Yo soy Draic Kin, he jugado algunas partidas con gente de acá, y aunque últimamente estoy jugando poco, ando buscando gente para jugar premade, estoy podrido de que me toquen teams desastrosos.

Ah, sí, vos sos el Nasus.

[Joaquin]

el Nasus.

Me aparece como Unavailable y cuando me fijo el server status en la página desde ahí en more info, dice Online... cualquiera.
http://www.leagueoflegends.com/server-status

Edit: acá encontré un thread en el foro que dice todo.
http://www.leagueoflegends.com/board/sho...p?t=642046

Ah, sí, vos sos el Nasus.

Era, hace meses que no juego con Nasus, me aburrí de tener que farmear la Q para hacer algo de daño...

Nasus late game es uno de los champions mas imba que conozco junto con Blitzcranck. Yo suelo usarlo, y aunque arranque mal, tipo 0/3, siempre termino siendo semi-dios.

Pero si, la mecánica de Nasus en sí es bastante embolante, no por el SS, que de hecho me divierte, sino porque en general las skills son aburridas, ni siquiera tiene un skill shot.

El vomito violeta ese qwe tira al piso no cuenta como skillshot?